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dr_mr_phoenix
23 November 2010 @ 03:10 am
03 August 2008 @ 04:47 pm
The Joker's not that tough.
Heath Ledger probably could rule a small country if he put his mind to it though.
And don't get me started on Jack Nicholson.
Heath Ledger probably could rule a small country if he put his mind to it though.
And don't get me started on Jack Nicholson.
15 June 2008 @ 05:51 am
Hum.
Seems I'm scheduled for a duel with Jeanette Diane Grave.
Interesting.
Seems I'm scheduled for a duel with Jeanette Diane Grave.
Interesting.
01 June 2008 @ 04:51 am
Saiou, you didn't make my credit account list my name as Edo "Pimp Daddy" Phoenix by any chance, did you?
31 May 2008 @ 08:21 pm
I swear to God, I'm going to kill every last one of you for letting me go through with that.
31 May 2008 @ 07:35 pm
Dear Mr. Kaiba,
In the past couple of days, you have apparently deigned to descend from the throne crafted from your own arrogance and self-love and punish two students, Hikari Hoshi and Onnifuji Faitayuu for something that, although I think I can safely say you've never experienced, is perfectly natural between two people who love each other. In light of these events, there's a few things I'd like to say:
• Although I am a student of this academy, I have not attended a single class in two years.
• I make a point of doing my homework, but always turning it in late. To this day, I have not been called on such a thing.
• I have regularly caught students in the act of petty crimes, such as theft, bullying other students, etc. and I have beaten them to within an inch of their life, tossed them through the infirmary door, and gone about my business.
• I kicked ex-Vice Chancellor Napoleon Jean-Louis Bonaparte through a window to what I assume was either his ultimate demise or at least a lengthy stay in a hospital. And while his decreasing sanity was partially the cause, for the most part, it was racially motivated.
• I've skydived through several of the windows in this academy, breaking them beyond repair.
• I think without your Blue-Eyes White Dragons and their assorted support cards, you'd be a pathetic excuse for a duelist, and certainly not world champion.
• Yugi Muto is stronger, smarter, and far more attractive than you.
Now, if you have the testicular fortitude to do so, I invite any punishment you can think up.
Filtered from Kaiba Seto: (Locked with Super Special Awesome British Time-Space Journal Locking Technique That Not Even Seto Kaiba Could Break Through, Courteous of the Doctor)
No, everyone, I have not gone insane, I'm just trying to prove a point. Plus, if I piss him off enough and he challenges me to a duel, it'll make my record look good.
In the past couple of days, you have apparently deigned to descend from the throne crafted from your own arrogance and self-love and punish two students, Hikari Hoshi and Onnifuji Faitayuu for something that, although I think I can safely say you've never experienced, is perfectly natural between two people who love each other. In light of these events, there's a few things I'd like to say:
• Although I am a student of this academy, I have not attended a single class in two years.
• I make a point of doing my homework, but always turning it in late. To this day, I have not been called on such a thing.
• I have regularly caught students in the act of petty crimes, such as theft, bullying other students, etc. and I have beaten them to within an inch of their life, tossed them through the infirmary door, and gone about my business.
• I kicked ex-Vice Chancellor Napoleon Jean-Louis Bonaparte through a window to what I assume was either his ultimate demise or at least a lengthy stay in a hospital. And while his decreasing sanity was partially the cause, for the most part, it was racially motivated.
• I've skydived through several of the windows in this academy, breaking them beyond repair.
• I think without your Blue-Eyes White Dragons and their assorted support cards, you'd be a pathetic excuse for a duelist, and certainly not world champion.
• Yugi Muto is stronger, smarter, and far more attractive than you.
Now, if you have the testicular fortitude to do so, I invite any punishment you can think up.
Filtered from Kaiba Seto: (Locked with Super Special Awesome British Time-Space Journal Locking Technique That Not Even Seto Kaiba Could Break Through, Courteous of the Doctor)
No, everyone, I have not gone insane, I'm just trying to prove a point. Plus, if I piss him off enough and he challenges me to a duel, it'll make my record look good.
25 May 2008 @ 04:54 am
18 March 2008 @ 10:25 pm
Took a long hard look at my track record since I've come here, and realized you guys are probably better off without me.
Heading back to the Pro Leagues. If I hear of any psychopaths that want to destroy the world while I'm there, I'll let you all know.
Judai, Jun, Shou...promise me you'll make it here as well one day.
Private to Judai
...Judai, I'm sorry I ended up being so useless against Haou and Darkness.
I'll still pay you back for saving Saiou. I promise.
Heading back to the Pro Leagues. If I hear of any psychopaths that want to destroy the world while I'm there, I'll let you all know.
Judai, Jun, Shou...promise me you'll make it here as well one day.
Private to Judai
...Judai, I'm sorry I ended up being so useless against Haou and Darkness.
I'll still pay you back for saving Saiou. I promise.
01 March 2008 @ 01:32 pm
Hello, everyone. You're no doubt wondering where I've been. Well, when all this 'erasing' started going on, I hopped on my boat and went back to the mainland to make sure a couple certain locations stayed safe. Didn't work out so well, so here I am.
Currently holed up in my boat with enough supplies, guns and card games to make Mr. T and Fujiwara work for it if they want to take me down.
Anybody need some help, message me and I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, stay safe everyone.
Currently holed up in my boat with enough supplies, guns and card games to make Mr. T and Fujiwara work for it if they want to take me down.
Anybody need some help, message me and I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, stay safe everyone.
27 January 2008 @ 10:08 pm
Tell me what you think of me. Anonymously if you must, but if you have any balls (figuratively speaking), you'll say it to me face.
20 January 2008 @ 02:33 am
03 January 2008 @ 12:34 am
I thought F.G.D. killed you until recently, so I just now got your gift. Where should I put it?
01 January 2008 @ 01:45 pm
Why was a blimp floating around last night?
Well, whatever.
Happy new year, everybody.
Well, whatever.
Happy new year, everybody.
26 December 2007 @ 09:52 pm
Judai: Elemental Hero vs. Destiny Hero chess set. The king and queen on E-Hero side are Judai and Uebel. Attached note: "Just to make sure, no, the pieces aren't edible."
Shou: A 10-speed mountain bike shaped like Cycroid. Attached note: "Putting on training wheels will not have any effect in a duel and will likely only make people laugh at you."
Asuka: A gift certificate to a spa. Attached note: "If Judai's lovable stupidity stops being so lovable."
Kanna: A waterproof and fireproof iPod. Also, a thong with the attached note: "*Wink*"
Kaiser: A cut-out of Cyber Dragon and Cyber Ogre beating the crap out of Android Psychoshocker and Psychoreturner. Attached note: "Hope this serves as a distraction."
Yuuko: A butterfly-patterned dress and an assortment of fancy British alcohols (that I have no idea of specifics on, ask Jessi, she's probably better with this stuff). Attached note: "Best used separately ."
Manjoume: Invitation for an exhibition duel in the Pro Leagues. Also, an Ojama thong with a note saying: "1,000,000 yen if you run around the island wearing only this."
Shou: A 10-speed mountain bike shaped like Cycroid. Attached note: "Putting on training wheels will not have any effect in a duel and will likely only make people laugh at you."
Asuka: A gift certificate to a spa. Attached note: "If Judai's lovable stupidity stops being so lovable."
Kanna: A waterproof and fireproof iPod. Also, a thong with the attached note: "*Wink*"
Kaiser: A cut-out of Cyber Dragon and Cyber Ogre beating the crap out of Android Psychoshocker and Psychoreturner. Attached note: "Hope this serves as a distraction."
Yuuko: A butterfly-patterned dress and an assortment of fancy British alcohols (that I have no idea of specifics on, ask Jessi, she's probably better with this stuff). Attached note: "Best used separately ."
Manjoume: Invitation for an exhibition duel in the Pro Leagues. Also, an Ojama thong with a note saying: "1,000,000 yen if you run around the island wearing only this."
24 December 2007 @ 04:55 pm
Seeing as I'm so filled with Christmas Cheer, I have presents for all of you.
Kanna, yours doubles as a wedding present. Ryuuji, yours doubles as a get-well present.Johan, yours doubles as a "come out of the friggin' closet already" present.
Kanna, yours doubles as a wedding present. Ryuuji, yours doubles as a get-well present.
22 December 2007 @ 11:44 pm
22 December 2007 @ 09:00 pm
19 December 2007 @ 03:13 pm
Oogh....head hurts....drank too much...but I gave THAT FRENCH FROG SON OF A BITCH WHAT HE DESERVED ow...ow...
Why on Earth did Miss Yuuko let me do this to myself...
Where's that damn Thunder? I need to talk to him....oh, and Saiou too...he'll probably wanna know why I kicked the vice-principal out of a window...
Why on Earth did Miss Yuuko let me do this to myself...
Where's that damn Thunder? I need to talk to him....oh, and Saiou too...he'll probably wanna know why I kicked the vice-principal out of a window...